Til Death: Reanimated - somewhere-in-kentucky

MEANWHILE...

A young man stands inside a 7-11. We all know this guy. Your name is ASTER CHUTNEY.

4:36 PM

You are currently raiding the SLUSHIE MACHINE and filling up as many DOUBLE GULP CUPS as you can.

(edited)

the door to the bathroom jiggles

huh

A figure approaches the counter.

ughhh yo yo yo yo yo welcome to seven elevennn

4:40 PM

you went to work high on sugar

Your name is CROW. You are the average 7-11 customer who also JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CROW-LIKE LAB EXPERIMENT.

(do we know eachother in this theoretical)

what's with the crazies today

u,mnhh hh;i,,,,ccn can i h,ave, ,e....

((no this is our origin story

(HEHE

ginme borf BORGAR..

you want me? Yeah, I know

4:41 PM

what.

gigme burmber...

burger??

You are ungovernable.

BURSWR

hey uh. crow guy theres burgers in the hotcase

Bunger?

you hand them three hot burgers, you don't fucking care really, your boss got crushed by a rock

You go back to emptying out the several gallons of SLUSHIE SYRUP into several DOUBLE GULP CUPS.

asshole what are you doing

The crow thing takes the burgers and goes to stare at the hotcase full of burgers absentmindedly. Which is to say, you do that.

(edited)

(a purple haired crackhead, an anthropomorphic crow, and a rat person

4:42 PM

(dream team

((can we be skaianets fucked up experiments lmaoo

You captchalogue the evidence. The perfect crime.

((aster is the marker man

you slap the purple haired dude

ow what

can you like. Not

dude the economy crashed and money is rendered useless also i used to work here theres boxes of the shit

you can pay with a night with me~

how the fuck do i respond to that

(edited)

STOP FUCKIBG BEHISD THE 7-11 COUNTER.

you blow a kiss to him. Then slap him so hard he flips around

A girl in a stunning white suit that is definitely covered in dust at all falls out of a vent on the ceiling.

I wouldn't fuck this dump

SMACK'D CLONK. Your head smacks the counter.

4:45 PM

ow

why are there people crawling through the vent

4:46 PM

I quit

demeter!!

A girl in a stunning white suit that is definitely covered in dust at all falls out of a vent on the ceiling.

(hey ron (hey billy

hi gordon freewomaj....

Your name is NOAH. You've been stuffing snacks into your pants for three hours and nobody's noticed.

you uncaptchalogue a gas canister

4:46 PM

you start pouring gas everywhere

Some guy outside smoking near the dumpsters thinks to himself

"haha funny among us venting"

(canon we all were inside a 7-11 when the world ended

this place sucks. Everyone out

SPOOKY CROW

STOP FUCKIBG BEHISD THE 7-11 COUNTER.

(you cant use the fucking double gulp cup for the fucking sloppy

// HAHHAAH

Your pants extend out 5 feet either way due to being absolutely stuffed with snacks.

4:47 PM

...

goofy ass

HELP I CANT MOVE

The crow continues staring at the hotcase. They are transfixed.

use your modus like a civilized human

you light a match

4:47 PM

hurry up shitfucks

I CANT GET THROUGH THE DAMN AISLE (edited)

You captchalogue an entire shelf of snacks and leave.

The congealed bacteria, mold, and other viruses under the shelves shuffles out and forms into a human girl, who then walks out.

3

4:48 PM

Fine, I was leaving already anyway.

The girl in the suit was prepared to give an explanation. Instead it seems like everyone else is far stranger.

SOMEONE GRAB THE SLUSHIE MACHINE AND THE REFILL BAGS QUICK

Excuse me

you kick everyone out of the 7/11

Dude the 7-11 slushies are garbage anyway, Circle K's are way better.

you throw the match onto the ground. The 7/11 catches on fire

You got away with ALL the snacks. Muahahahahahahaha...

You are forcibly removed from the 7/11 drink refrigerator before you can make a silly exit from it.

I hate Kentucky.

Damn. At least you won't have to work your shift today.

I’m going home.

Nezu

you kick everyone out of the 7/11

"Hey wait a second---!"

Crow is still inside transfixed by the hotcase.

Hello.

2

((she kicked everyone out

"Oh great. A pyromaniac."

you enter. Pick up the crow. And walk out

Crow is still inside transfixed by the hotcase.

I work nextdoor at Freddy Fazbear's, and may I ask, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OVER HERE

> Crow is no longer inside transfixed by the hotcase.

Arson.

the 7/11 was burned down

you walk away.

im going home now

going back to the sewers.

Dumbass kids...

"Oh shit. There was people inside that dump?"

(Springlock suit): Dude get your ass back in here your shift doesn't end til 6

3

take care in the sewer

4:52 PM

you might die

Eh. I know a fungus colony by a five guys I can crash with.

Drip. It starts to rain.

Ugh, great. Now the costumes gonna getHGEGEGAGAGAGAHGGRGRGAGAGGZGXGXGGZGZGGZF,G,C,GZGZG,Ggg,g,c,gGVc''

this was the most eventful 5 minutes of my life

4:53 PM

im going to culver's

culvers

4:53 PM

you are so gross

hello homestuckers!!

4:54 PM

starts jelqing everywhere

2

Wicked Wain of the West

culvers

dude trust me its great here

4:55 PM

then again i have terrible taste in food (edited)

4:55 PM

i eat fucking arbys what am i saying

i went once and asked if their sundaes had eggs and they said no so i got one and it had eggs

Sorry I stepped on a nail. What was I saying?

i am allergic to eggs

Hey I'll come with.

4:55 PM

I could use some sustenance.

I hate this fucking job.

actually wait since you guys are here you should try freddie's (REAL BURGER JOINT BY THE WAY)

1

same

4:56 PM

makes out with William afton

(edited)

agreed

its a custard and burger joint. i think its still open despite it being the apocalypse

EW GET OFF ME

oh nevermind i cant eat anything there then

I'm not straight, Greg.

Most places are still open, I think.

4:56 PM

The apocalypse means surprisingly little, I guess.

maybe ill just sit at the table then

ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/21/2022 4:56 PM

I'm not straight, Greg.

@William Afton (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Why are you telling me??

You get into your G-Mod lookin' ass car.

ectoMycologist

im going to culver's

oh my god

4:57 PM

i know the heiress

get in the pussy wagon bitches we're getting freddies

(its halley)

Wicked Wain of the West

i went once and asked if their sundaes had eggs and they said no so i got one and it had eggs

HAHAHAHAHAH

I dunno man.

The girl gets in and becomes a mold patch on the ceiling.

if the pussy wagon isnt a rusty as hell truck I’m not getting in

4:58 PM

or an actual wagon

//i think everyone needs to go to waffle house, it is prepared for everything

"My god! Is that my husband, Unmesh Barua?"

Imaginary

//i think everyone needs to go to waffle house, it is prepared for everything

// we gotta get aloe back guys

YEAH

ectoMycologist

You get into your G-Mod lookin' ass car.

(its this)

im walking

YES

bye guys

4:59 PM

oh hi deme

demeter!!

// we gotta get aloe back guys

//I GOTTA GET ALOE BACK

(but its got more seats welded to it)

You climb on the back

im not doing this

fuck yeah

In lack of a ceiling to become a mold patch on the girl instead sits in a seat the normal way.

MOUSE GIRL GET IN THE CAR

HONK HONK

MOUSE GIIIRLL

5:03 PM

(MOOWWRTTYYY (HONK HONK ( GET IN THA CAH MOHRTEE

Whoa. What the hell is going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04czlZUf6G0

Zerror

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR MORTY !!!

Hey can you run over that weird-haired kid for me?

5:03 PM

He owes me like five bucks and never paid it back.

You proceed to start the engine JUST to run JOHNNY TEST over. His body flails around and makes the funny gmod ragdoll sounds

Nice, thanks.

...

car's physics are a little fucked (edited)

ASTER.

@Wicked Wain of the West

have a great time: 1d20 (17) + 1000 Total: 1017

5:05 PM

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 99d1000 (938, 637, 690, 399, 255, 436, 380, 220, 489, 740, 465, 683, 913, 325, 420, 567, 929, 849, 292, 696, 928, 615, 983, 642, 557, 723, 519, 149, 203, 104, 663, 736, 123, 485, 847, 796, 424, 778, 993, 345, 711, 106, 712, 475, 702, 673, 846, 490, 152, 81, 54, 200, 765, 932, 810, 291, 459, 965, 523, 884, 431, 290, 501, 642, 366, 275, 373, 901, 835, 76, 115, 778, 683, 462, 952, 245, 788, 505, 969, 536, 482, 711, 184, 10, 209, 787, 103, 826, 12, 136, 280, 898, 395, 736, 144, 133, 836, 842, 910) + 99999 Total: 153123

Aster is vaporized.

walter white: i'm danger ous

(THIS WASNT MEANT TO BE A CRACK RP

5:07 PM

(I SWEAR

5:07 PM

(GRAAHHH

IM SO SORRY

crack

A train derails and kills everyone around.

crack

5:07 PM

crack

5:07 PM

crack

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 999d999999999 (296832539, 139968564, 973686001, 164446767, 895566973, 120983806, 1843327... Total: 504979404929

(can we undo the crack rp part)

The world is reset.

Aster stops spacing out and imagining what will happen here.

it was all a dream

You blink.

5:08 PM

The 7/11 is still fine. That was all a daydream.

5:08 PM

The floor is covered in SLUSHIE.

5:08 PM

fuck- god dammit

gonna buy something dude

Your name is NOAH. You're stealing a REASONABLE AMOUNT OF SNACKS.

dude money is rendered useless its the apocalypse.

didnt ask

im gonna steal slushies im ungovernable

"Wait holy shit does no one remember that"

Your name is DEMETER. You're in the vents. That part wasn't a crack thing.

Wasn't I just outside??

Your name is CASS. You walk out of the drink refrigerator holding a crate of LIME-CUCUMBER GATORAID

can i be honest

be honest as you want

5:10 PM

You finish cleaning up your mess.

im fucking done with this 7/11

5:10 PM

my shift still lasts more three hours

5:10 PM

i quit this shit

5:11 PM

im gonna live in the ocean or some shit- no i cant swim

You continue emptying all of the good flavors into a shit ton of DOUBLE GULP CUPS.

the manager is dead

5:11 PM

all hail socialism

just become ungovernable and do whatever you want like me

my morals do not allow me to

5:11 PM

im just going to isolate myself from society

ive always been ungovernable